This week, the Wall Street Journal wrote a great piece about classic books we haven’t read, and how to get over the guilt. In it, there’s a poll asking people if they’ve read Pride & Prejudice and, as of this writing, 53% of respondents had not. As someone who’s devoured it and multiple iterations of it at least a dozen times, I audibly gasped. Of course, I have my own gaping holes in the classical canon that I have yet to read that might cause you, dear readers, to clutch your pearls. Here’s a small selection of the books I will probably never finish (or start), and I’m (mostly) okay with that.